When your son invents an alias at the age of three, you know life will be interesting.
John White
John White
World Traveller, Father, Husband, Coach, Spanish & French Teacher, Polyglot, Funny as all get out
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Excited to visit Scuba Steve in Papua New Guinea. Dickens’ quote about losing the capacity to be surprised by anything resonated with me, how much PNG challenged me as a traveler surprised me. It was impressive.
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The Papua New Guinea Post Courier had an article that caught my eye. It was titled “Do Not Have Sex! Jail Boss Tells Female Officers to Stop Having Sexual Intercourse with Prisoners”. But honestly, what prison situation would cause the female guards to forego their coffee break for a little copulation?
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An enormous pothole formed in the middle of a busy street. Deep enough that when it rained, the hole filled with water. Enough water that children used it as a swimming pool. That is until a crocodile decided to commandeer and reside in the children’s street pool. The national Papua New Guinea newspaper Post Courier extolled the importance to refrain from sex and avoid potholes inhabited by crocodiles on rainy days.
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Champagne was served immediately upon boarding the Sydney flight. Basically, I felt as out of place as a thief at church. Pepper’s short self sat in his own type of business class, economy class. Two ways to fly to Papua New Guinea.
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On the bench, Sophie scooted over next to me, put her little left arm over mine, and looked me directly in the eyes as she started to learn to ride.
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This time we decided to travel internationally with both kids to Belize. A week to recharge our batteries from the school year on the island of Caye Caulker and live out their motto, “Go Slow”.
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At least this much can be said of these two kids, they have my persistence in churning out kid humor that just isn’t that funny.