Because Of Family Hierarchy, It’s Only A Guess What My Name Will Be Next
Family Hierarchy
Every night, the entire family sits in bed thanking God for five things. Domino stole the show last night.
“I’m thankful for Mommy.”
“Hmmm, and Sophie.”
“Anyone else Dominic,” Nadine politely asked.
“Mr. Nobody!”
“Who’s Mr. Nobody?”
“Daddy!”
That just lets you know where you sit in the family hierarchy.
Hi, I’m Mr. Nobody Or Mr. Poopy Farter Head
Name Change
Also while attempting to get my son to brush his tiny little teeth, the eternal challenge, I asked, “So Domino, am I Mr. Nobody today?”
“No! You’re Mister Poopy Farter Head”.
Well there ya go.
Have a great night folks.
Sincerely,
Mr. Poopy Farter Head
